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greenvampireblood:

Los zapaticos que le regalo la madrina a mi princesa

keystonestate-dudecore:

how-we-both-wondrously-perish:

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

I can’t reblog this enough omg

That’s because New Jersey sucks

(via drherpderp)

marinaandthedildos:

President Obama standing next to his Vice President, True Jackson.

marinaandthedildos:

President Obama standing next to his Vice President, True Jackson.

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kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 
girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands
the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master
then the girl scratching her coochie on the right
fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 

girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands

the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master

then the girl scratching her coochie on the right

fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

(Source: damnafricawhathappened, via g-iggle)

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

(via g-iggle)

cityofsexyshadowhunters:

*puts John Green book between teeth* It’s a metaphor, you see. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, and it kills you. That’s it. You don’t have a choice.

(via athousandpagesleft)

If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.
― Mario Andretti (via psych-quotes)

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imgfave:

Posted by AllHumorPic

imgfave:

Posted by AllHumorPic

(via drherpderp)

lesmischaractersforjustice:

batlesbo:

arte-mysia:

humorking:

whythatsbullshit:

someclevermoniker:

buzzfeed:

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

"how will we explain homosexuality to our children" I think maybe they should explain it to you

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forever reblog

It’s like…most children don’t actually care about someone being gay.

1.) Too many people underestimate children.

2.) Too many people project their fears on their children, using them as excuses to shut things out. (homosexuality being a good example)

All great points.

-Javert

(via drherpderp)

thirstfollower:

theycallme-dick:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

remember the guy who played Dustin in Zoey 101?

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look at him now

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and remember the guy who played Chase?

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look at him now

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remember the guy who played logan?

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look at him now

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how do you arrest weed??

(Source: the-amity-affucktion, via g-iggle)

greenvampireblood:

Tener un bebe prematuro es la experiencia mas grande que una mujer puede tener, el echo de tener aun por fuera a tu bebe pegadito a ti es una sensación indescriptible, aunque se pasa por noches en vela, por miles de lagrimas cuando al nacer no te dejan ir con el a casa , la angustia de no permitir que nada malo le pase , ver a mi hija tan fragil tan pequeñita me hace amas mas mi vida porque mi vida es ella, todo el camino que tuve que recorrer a valido la pena porque la tengo a ella, estando juntas en casa no me cambio por nadie, me siento agotada y cansada pero cada sacrificio da su recompensa y mi recompensa mas grande es ver como dia a dia evoluciona, crece y esta completamente sana, solo pido a Dios fortalezca mi cuerpo, que sea el quien lleva mis piernas, quien ponga mi espalda como una piedra dificil de romper, que mis manos las deje tan frágiles para acariciar y tan fuertes para lidiar , que dia a dia crezca mas, que no tenga ninguna complicacion, son tantas palabras tantos sentimientos encerrados en una sola palabra TE AMO, no quiero volver a estar una sola noche sin ti ,quiero olvidar cada vez que me hiba y te dejaba en el hospital como sentia que me arrancaran el alma a pedazos , que me quitaran mi corazón y lo dejaran alli, yo te protegeré te cuidare como a nadie mas cuidare en este mundo. Bienvenida a casa mi princesa , a TU CASA

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